SATIRE-IFIC

Never Listen to Nick Nolte on How to Act While Wearing a Chicken Suit

The deer uprising has begun

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Standing in the lobby in my chicken costume reading Chik-Fil-A’s recipes and other pro-carnivore diatribes in sing-songy bible verse tones, simultaneously handing out pamphlets for my uncle Parker’s timeshare in the Ozarks. He’s not looking to get rid of…