PROFESSIONAL DEPRECATION STATION

Freudian Eggplant

Siggy and I would have been besties

Photo by Maja Vujic on Unsplash

I commented on a well-known writer’s story with an emoji. I’m not a name whore, so I’m not going to say their name. I use ‘name whore’ in the vein of an overtly guilty ex-Catholic who’s overcompensating for disappointing his Celtic ancestors and singlehandedly ruining his kids’ future.