Tom McLaughlininMuddyUmThe Banana Strictly Forbids Public Haberdashery at K-MartThere were problems with the monkey suit·4 min read·Jul 3, 2023--1--1
Tom McLaughlininMuddyUmHottubs and LlamasMy near-casting in a fetish porn·5 min read·Apr 5, 2023--2--2
Tom McLaughlininMuddyUmCows! Cows! Cows!Vince Neil looks really sexy in overalls·3 min read·Feb 1, 2023--1--1
Tom McLaughlininBlow Your StackExistential Angst of a Middle-Aged Middle-AmericanWe are all stinking piles of trash·3 min read·Dec 6, 2022----
Tom McLaughlininMuddyUmNever Listen to Nick Nolte On How to Act While Wearing a Chicken SuitThe deer uprising has begun·4 min read·Dec 1, 2022--1--1
Tom McLaughlinWell, Stuff Me and Call Me Jason MimosaI swear — I love my wife·4 min read·Nov 29, 2022--1--1
Tom McLaughlininThe HavenI Was A Damn Good Taco SlutMisadventures in taco filching·2 min read·Oct 31, 2022----
Tom McLaughlininMuddyUmGassy Teslas and Tweaker EntrepreneursAnd one about a bear3 min read·Oct 29, 2022--3--3
Tom McLaughlinIs it drafty in here? — are my pants down again?Write — right?3 min read·Oct 21, 2022--2--2
Tom McLaughlininMuddyUmScrew Viagra: Here’s How Bobcat Goldthwait Will Increase Your Sex Drive— and will kill your love for baseball·2 min read·Oct 18, 2022----