I’m taking a stand — Just stop it. Overt clapping either predisposes the reader to be hyper-critical, setting the bar way too high, or it draws attention away from the work — the more claps there are, the more detrimental it is to the author. You know it doesn’t do any good, right? You think…

Pig approved — “I feel betrayed,” I told Luke, the thirty-something assistant manager taking my order. “You go to a place for years, and you expect honesty. “When I ask for Canadian bacon on my pizza. I expect REAL Canadian bacon,” I said. Even though Luke was listening, I threw a piece of…

Fine — I’ll actually travel — This month on Don’t Go There!, I went to a place and I saw some monuments. I guess there were some people who had a castle or a big house. Their great-great-great-great grandpa conquered its land and slaughtered the villagers and got his name on the plaque. THE END Sorry…

This might be an unpopular opinion — This is going to sound TOTALLY superficial, but I’ve been needing to get this off my chest. He’s too short. To me, Batman should be imposing. Not necessarily as Bruce Wayne, but still, then he should be tall. Height is stereotypical of powerful people. …

I found a punishment worse than death — I went to a Catholic grade school. We had two trailers that were somehow designated for music and arts. In eighth grade, we had what most would consider a music appreciation class. We would listen to and talk about music, play different instruments, and look at the world around us…